The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr mateys, these scurvy dogs of tech need to be swabbing the deck for Mother Nature! Aye, 'tis true!

2024-02-19

Arrr, me hearties! Priscilla Chomba-Kinywa, the fearless CTO of Greenpeace, be shoutin' from the high seas that them scurvy technology firms best be mendin' their ways—or risk walkin' the plank with their customers and clients! Aye, listen to her wise words, or ye be facing a mutiny! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I bring ye news from the high seas of technology. Priscilla Chomba-Kinywa, the mighty CTO of Greenpeace, be sending a message loud and clear to all ye tech firms out there: ye best be shaping up or face the wrath of Davy Jones himself!
She be saying that it be high time for these tech firms to be taking responsibility for their actions and be making changes for the good of the planet. And if they don't, well then it be time for us consumers and business clients to be walking the plank and abandoning ship!
So listen up, me hearties, and heed the words of Priscilla Chomba-Kinywa. If these tech firms don't be mending their ways, then let's be giving them the ol' heave-ho and finding ourselves some new shipmates who be more mindful of the environment. Arrr, the future of our planet be in our hands, so let's be making sure we be sailing in the right direction!

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