The Booty Report

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Arrr, the pox be running rampant among the scallywags in a Florida school, over 100 unvaccinated lads be affected!

2024-02-20

Arrr mateys! Nearly 11 percent of the scallywags on board ain't got their shots, raisin' fears of a dreaded outbreak among the crew. Best be protectin' yerselves or ye might end up walkin' the plank! Aye, stay healthy or it's Davy Jones' locker for ye!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! It be said that nearly 11 percent of the young swashbucklers in our midst ain't be havin' their immunizations like proper pirates should. This be causin' some rumblings amongst the crew, as there be fears of a dreaded outbreak spreadin' like wildfire through the ranks.
Ye see, just like a sturdy ship needs a solid hull to keep out the waves, our community needs all hands on deck to keep the scurvy at bay. Without proper immunizations, we be like a ship without a compass, driftin' aimlessly towards the rocks.
So, me hearties, let this be a warnin' to ye all: get yer shots or risk walkin' the plank into the treacherous waters of disease. We must all do our part to protect each other and keep our crew safe from harm.
Remember, it be better to face a prick of a needle than to face the wrath of a deadly illness. So hoist the Jolly Roger high and let's show those pesky germs who be the true rulers of the seven seas!

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