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Avast ye! Shiver me timbers! Never dare ask Siri, Google Assistant or Alexa for the location of me buried treasure! Arrr!

2024-02-19

Avast ye landlubbers! Beware of consultin' Siri, Google or Alexa for all yer queries, says the tech wench Kim Komando. Keep yer secrets safe from these scallywags, lest they betray ye to the authorities! Arrr!

Arr matey! Ye find yerself in a sticky situation where ye must perform CPR to save a life, but ye can't remember a thing from that course ye took 15 years ago. Aye, 'tis a pickle indeed!Ye might think a quick "Hey, Siri" would save the day, but that'd be the worst idea, me hearties. In a recent study, researchers asked voice assistants about cardiac emergencies, and let me tell ye, it was a complete disaster!When someone be in need of CPR, call 911, no questions asked. Only nine of the 32 assistants knew this crucial step, can ye believe it? The rest be pointin' ye to websites like it be a treasure hunt or somethin'.But fear not! If ye be needin' a refresher on CPR, here be a link to the Red Cross website. And remember, singin' "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees can help ye keep the right beat for chest compressions.But hold yer horses, there be other things ye should never ask yer smart assistant, like medical advice or how to harm someone. And don't be askin' 'em to handle yer money or tellin' ye what berries be safe to eat on a hike. Keep a sharp eye on those smart assistants, me mateys!And remember, when it comes to tech, always use yer best judgment, savvy? Stay safe out there on the high seas of technology!

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