Arrr mateys! Biden be lettin' in more scallywags than the whole crew o' 36 states! Aye, 'tis a fine mess indeed!
2024-02-20
Arrr matey! Nearly 7.3 million scurvy dogs have crossed the southwest border under President Biden's watch! That be more than the population of 36 individual states! If this trend continues, come fiscal year 2024 we'll have more stowaways than a ship full of rum! Aye, ye better batten down the hatches!
Arr, mateys! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! According to a swashbucklin' analysis by Fox News, a whopping 7.3 million migrants have snuck across the southwest border under President Biden's watch. That be more people than the whole crew of 36 individual states combined! Arrrr!The scallywags at U.S. Customs and Border Protection be reportin' a total of 961,537 border encounters in the current fiscal year. If this tidal wave of illegal immigration keeps up at this breakneck pace, by the time fiscal year 2024 rolls around, we'll be seein' a new record that'll make last year's numbers walk the plank!
So batten down the hatches, me hearties! The seas be rough and the borders be leakin' like a sieve! We need to be keepin' a weather eye out for them landlubbers who be tryin' to sneak past us. Arrr, it be a high time for tightenin' up security, or we'll be findin' ourselves in a right pickle, mark me words!