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Arrr, the US be readyin' to give Russia a taste o' their own medicine for messin' with Navalny.

2024-02-20

Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs best be listenin' up! The U.S. be plannin' to strike a blow against Russia fer the fall o' Navalny and the Ukraine scuffle! Biden be keepin' mum on the details, but best believe the sanctions be aimed at their defenses and treasures! Aye, watch yer backs, Russia!

Ahoy mateys! Avast ye, for some news from the high seas! The scallywags in the U.S. be plannin' a mighty package of sanctions against Russia come Friday, all on account of that rascal Alexei Navalny and the Ukraine war that's been ragin' for two long years, arrr!
President Joe Biden himself spilled the beans to the press as he set sail for California, but he kept the details close to his chest like a treasure map. No doubt these sanctions will be targetin' Russia's defense and industrial booty, as well as their sources of plunder for the economy, as per White House advisor Jake...
Ye can bet yer doubloons that Russia won't be pleased with these sanctions, but it's all part of the pirate's code when it comes to international scuffles on the high seas. So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and keep an eye on the horizon for more news on this swashbucklin' saga!

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