Arrr, ye scallywags! Look at this giant in his fancy MLB jersey! Pants so tight, ye can see his booty!
2024-02-23
Arrr, me hearties! Casey Schmitt be struttin' his stuff in them fancy new MLB uniforms, but methinks he be showin' off a wee bit too much of his booty! Aye, he be needin' to cover up lest he be walkin' the plank! Arrr!
Arrr mateys, it seems Nike and Major League Baseball be walkin' the plank for them newfangled baseball jerseys this year. Pitchers like Rich Hill and Miles Mikolas be callin' 'em "cheap," while others be praisin' their stretchiness and light feel. A recent photo even showed that them jerseys' pants be a bit too light, if ye catch me drift.The new on-field Vapor Premier uniforms for the 2024 MLB season were revealed as pitchers and catchers reported for spring training. San Francisco Giants' Casey Schmitt be modelin' the jerseys, but it seems he accidentally showed a bit too much in them thin-lookin' pants.Mateys, concerns 'ave been raised about the jerseys since the start of the month. Fans be complainin' about the small last names on the back, but MLB executives be defendin' 'em, claimin' they be top-notch. They say the uniforms were tested on hundreds of players, with Fanatics measurin' every player last year and Nike body-scannin' over 300 players for the ideal fit. It be a technological approach, they say, all in the name of performance.So, me hearties, while some be raisin' their cutlasses in protest, the league be standin' by their new duds, claimin' they be fit for a pirate king. Arrr!