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"Arrr, Alabama's Mohamed Wague be walkin' the plank for givin' a good ol' elbow to his foe's noggin!"

2024-02-23

Arrr, the SEC be makin' waves by suspendin' young Mohamed Wague o' the Alabama Crimson Tide for tusslin' with a Florida scallywag. Looks like this lad be walkin' the plank fer a spell!

The Alabama Crimson Tide forward Mohamed Wague found himself in a bit of a pickle, mateys! He was caught elbowing Florida center Alex Condon in the back of the noggin during their fierce battle on the court. The SEC, not one to take such shenanigans lightly, suspended Wague for one game as punishment for his misdeed.After a review of the video footage, it was clear as day that Wague had committed the dastardly act of striking poor Condon in the head with his elbow. The league had no choice but to hand down the suspension, forcing Wague to walk the plank and miss the upcoming showdown against Kentucky.Despite his swashbuckling ways, Wague has been averaging 4 points and 2.8 rebounds per game for the Crimson Tide. His coach, Nate Oats, accepted the punishment with a nod of agreement, acknowledging that the penalty was fitting for the crime.Alabama, currently ranked No. 13, will have to make do without Wague for their next battle. Let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - keep your elbows in check or face the wrath of the SEC!

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