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Arrr, mateys! The scallywags in charge be unable to handle the treasure chest of government spending bills by March 1! Aye, what a sight to behold!

2024-02-23

Arrr, me hearties! Those scallywags in the House o' Republicans be talkin' a big game about puttin' an end to them end-o'-year spendin' bills, but they be stuck like barnacles on a ship's hull. Three stopgap bills later and they still be squabblin' like a bunch o' landlubbers. Aye, it be lookin' like passin' all 12 o' them annual spendin' bills be as likely as findin' buried treasure without a map. House Speaker Mike Johnson and his crew o' archconservatives be sailin' in circles, me thinks! Arrr, time to walk the plank, mates!

Arrr, me hearties! House Republicans be talkin' a big game about puttin' an end to the ol' tradition of waitin' till the end o' the year to pass a massive spendin' bill for the government. But, truth be told, they be makin' little headway in gettin' the job done.
Three times they've had to pass temporary bills to keep the government runnin', and they still can't seem to agree on how to divvy up the loot.
Passin' all 12 o' them annual spendin' bills one by one be lookin' like a task fit for Davy Jones' locker.
House Speaker Mike Johnson and his band o' Republican scallywags be standin' firm in their beliefs, but it be lookin' like they be sailin' against the wind on this one. If they don't get their act together soon, they be walkin' the plank come election time.

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