Avast ye scallywags! J.D. Vance be cryin' to split Google fer favorin' them leftists in their searchin'. Arrr!
2024-02-23
Arrr, me hearties! Sen. J.D. Vance be shoutin' from the crow's nest about breakin' up Google, callin' them a "progressive technology company" with a grip on information tighter than a kraken's tentacle! It be time to hoist the Jolly Roger and plunder their digital treasure! Aye, it be a battle worth fightin'!
Arr mateys, ye be hearin' the words of Sen. J.D. Vance, a scallywag from Ohio, who be callin' fer the breakin' up of Google, that cursed "progressive technology company" with its grip on the information seas.Vance be shoutin', "It be high time to split Google asunder! This be more vital than any election shenanigans! The control of information be in the hands of these progressive scallywags!"
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