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Four scallywags tossed out after brawl at Pelicans-Heat match; Jimmy Butler gets a hand round his gullet! Arrr!

2024-02-23

Avast ye scallywags! Four landlubbers were sent to Davy Jones' locker durin' Friday's brawl 'twixt the New Orleans Pelicans and the Miami Heat. Jimmy Butler, bless his black heart, had his throat seized like a treasure in a pirate's grip! Arrr, what a spectacle!

Avast ye mateys! Emotions be runnin' wild on Friday night in New Orleans, as four scallywags were sent packin' from the court. The Pelicans and Miami Heat be gettin' into a right good scrap in the fourth quarter after a hard foul on none other than Zion Williamson himself.Williamson, bless his soul, be goin' for a layup after a steal, only to be thwarted by Kevin Love's best efforts to stop him. The lad hit the deck hard, and his shipmates rushed over to check on him, shovin' Love out of the way. Jimmy Butler then decided to join the fray, pushin' and shovin' until him and Naji Marshall be starin' each other down.Next thing ye know, Marshall be tryin' to throttle Butler, and a right proper donnybrook broke out near the scorer's table. Even a landlubber in the stands be throwin' objects at the players! Avast, the chaos!All four troublemakers - Butler, Marshall, Bryant, and Alvarado - be sent to walk the plank. The Heat be havin' the last laugh with a 106-95 victory, while the Pelicans be left lickin' their wounds at 34-23. Aye, 'twas a night to remember on the high seas of the NBA!

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