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Arrr, me mateys be sayin' Eric Bieniemy be takin' the helm as UCLA's swashbucklin' offensive coordinator, by thunder!

2024-02-24

Arr matey! It be said that Eric Bieniemy, havin' been given the ol' heave-ho by the new Washington Commanders skipper Dan Quinn, be settin' sail fer the shores of UCLA as their new offensive coordinator. Ahoy, mayhaps there be smooth sailin' ahead fer this scallywag!

Arrr, me hearties! Many be wonderin' when Eric Bieniemy would make the leap from swashbucklin' offensive coordinator to head coach in the NFL. But alas, it seemed as bleak as a stormy sea when he was cast adrift by the new Washington Commanders skipper, Dan Quinn.But blow me down! In a twist as unexpected as findin' buried treasure, it be rumored that he be sailin' back to UCLA, where he once roamed the gridiron two decades past."Arrr, this be a grand chance for me to back DeShaun [Foster] as a new head coach, to hoist the sails with him and for him," Bieniemy told CBS Sports with a grin as wide as the seven seas.ESPN be sayin' it be a two-year agreement for the 54-year-old Buccaneer of a coach. "I chose to fly under the radar during this hirin' process, and me reputation drew interest from many NFL crews afore settlin' on this decision."After winnin' two Super Bowls with the Kansas City Chiefs, Bieniemy be seekin' to teach the young lads at UCLA the ways of success on and off the field, like a wise ol' sea dog passin' on his knowledge to the next generation of scallywags.

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