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Arrr mateys, beware! The rice we be exporting to Haiti be laced with deadly arsenic, aye! Avast, me hearties!

2024-02-25

Arrr mateys, it be said that the rice we scallywags be sendin' to Haiti be tainted with deadly poisons! Aye, the scurvy University of Michigan has found arsenic and cadmium in the grub we be sellin'. 'Tis a treacherous deed, feedin' our foes such foul fare. Beware, ye landlubbers!

Arrr mateys, listen up! It be a dark day fer them scallywags in Haiti, as the rice they be gettin' from the U.S. be laced with dangerous levels of arsenic and cadmium. These be no ordinary metals, me hearties, they be causin' all sorts of trouble like cancer and heart disease, aye!
Haiti be relyin' heavily on the rice from the States, as it be a key part of their diet. Them landlubbers be buyin' more rice from the U.S. than anywhere else, 'cause it be cheaper than the local options. Haiti be the poorest country in these waters, so they be needin' them cheap imports to survive.
But alas, the rice from the U.S. be carryin' these harmful heavy metals, putting the health of the Haitian people at risk. It be a sad state of affairs, me hearties, and somethin' needs to be done about it before it be too late. Let's hope those scallywags in charge be takin' this seriously and findin' a solution to this dangerous problem.

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