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Arr mateys, the robot mower be playin' Doom! Aye, 'tis a fine addition to yer lawn festivities.

2024-02-27

Arrr mateys, Husqvarna be bringin' the game o' Doom to its NERA lawnmowers! Now ye can battle demons whilst trimmin' yer garden. Thar be no better way to defend yer turf than with a trusty lawnmower and a trusty sword!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, if ye be findin' the task of mowin' yer lawn to be a bore, fear not, as one company hath discovered a way to make it more excitin': by attachin' the classic game Doom onto a lawnmower. It gives a whole new meanin' to the notion of mowin' down yer enemies, arrr!This feature be comin' to the Automower NERA series of mowers crafted by Husqvarna – which boast large screens that shall showcase the game – and be set to be unleashed on April 9, 2024. To partake, ye just need to register on Husqvarna’s website and provide yer mower’s serial number.Whilst loadin' a game onto a lawnmower be one thing, playin' it be another matter entirely. Husqvarna claims ye shall be able to do so usin' the NERA mower’s display and controls. To steer left and right, ye use the control knob, whilst pressin' the Start button makes ye go forward. To eliminate yer foes, ye need to press the control knob.Doom shall be available on the NERA series of mowers until September 9, 2024, after which a software update shall uninstall it. Sign-ups close on August 26, but alas, fer US residents, it shan't be available there. 'Tis a grand spectacle indeed!

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