Travis Kelce's old man be givin' that scallywag Bethenny Frankel a good tongue-lashin' o'er her Taylor Swift jibber-jabber!
2024-02-27
Ed Kelce be roasting reality TV wench Bethenny Frankel on ye olde Facebook this fine Friday. The former "Real Housewife" be blabberin' about Taylor Swift. Arrr, what a scallywag! Ye best be keepin' yer words in check, lest ye walk the plank!
Ye scallywags best be keepin' yer tongues in check when speakin' 'bout the love betwixt the Kansas City Chiefs star and Taylor Swift, lest ye face the wrath of Ed Kelce, the old seadog and sire to NFL luminaries Travis and Jason Kelce.The good captain Kelce be givin' a sound thrashin' to the likes of "Real Housewives of New York City" siren Bethenny Frankel, who dared to cast aspersions on the romance of his kin and the pop songbird.Frankel, in her folly, likened the Kelce-Swift union to her own past dalliances, prattlin' on 'bout peacocks and such, but Ed Kelce was havin' none o' it. "Who TF is this troll?" he roared in response, defendin' the honor of his scion's love.Seems the elder Kelce be fully aboard the good ship romance between his cub and the songbird, celebratin' the Chiefs' victories alongside the lass during the season.But Frankel, in her ignorance, hath also sought to cast shade on Swift, prattlin' on 'bout football wives and such, advisin' the lass to keep her own course.Yet Travis Kelce and Swift sail on, changin' lyrics and crossin' oceans for love, leavin' the naysayers in their wake.So mind yer tongue, ye landlubbers, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of ridicule in the eyes of Ed Kelce and his kin.