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Arr, Biden be flustered by landlubbers, but still be claimin' victory in Michigan, says ye olde CNN!

2024-02-27

Arrr mateys! Despite the scallywags tryin' to stir up trouble, President Joe Biden be walkin' the plank to victory in the Michigan Democratic primary! Aye, 'tis a wild ride in the swing state, with rumblings from the Muslim crew over his support for Israel. But fear not, for ol' Biden be sailin' on smoothly! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Avast, ye scallywags! The news be in - President Joe Biden has emerged victorious in the Michigan Democratic primary election, as projected by the fine folks over at CNN. Despite some swashbucklers tryin' to persuade voters to be "uncommitted," ol' Biden has sailed through to victory.
Now, Michigan be a swing state, aye, and there be some rumblings among the Muslim population about Biden's support for Israel in its skirmish with Hamas. But fear not, me hearties! On Monday, Biden showed he still be holdin' the reins, and the winds be blowin' in his favor.
So raise a tankard of grog to ol' Biden, for he be navigatin' through rough waters and comin' out on top. The election be a tricky sea to sail, but with Biden at the helm, we be settin' a course for victory!

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