The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Franklin Graham be spreadin' th' gospel in Eagle Pass, locals be sayin' God be movin' supernaturally! Aye matey!

2024-02-28

Avast ye scallywags! Franklin Graham be preachin' in Eagle Pass on Wednesday night, part of his grand evangelistic tour along the southern border. He swears he ain't talkin' politics, just sharin' the Good News with folks in need. It be a crisis, mateys, and it be growin'! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up! Franklin Graham be preachin' in Eagle Pass this Wednesday night, makin' it his 4th stop on a 10-city tour along the southern border. But fear not, he be not talkin' politics, he be spreadin' the Good News to a region that be in need of some hope.
"I'm not sailin' to the border 'cause it be an election year," he said forewarnin' the tour. "We be goin' 'cause there be a crisis growin' and we be bringin' the light of the Lord to those in need."
The God Loves You Frontera Tour kicked off in Brownsville on Feb. 24 and be wrappin' up...

Read the Original Article