The Booty Report

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Yarrr! Wenches be competin' wit' lads in video games now? 'Tis a strange new world we find ourselves in!

2024-02-28

Arrr mateys, Joey Barton, a landlubber of the Premier League, be raisin' a ruckus o'er a video game that be rankin' women as equal to men on the pitch! Blimey, what be next? Mermaids playin' in the league? Aye, 'tis a laughable tale indeed!

Arrr mateys, EA Sports be takin' a beatin' from a former soccer star over its rankings in its video game. No longer be it called "FIFA," now it be known as "EA Sports FC," includin' both buccaneers and wenches for ye to play as. But Joey Barton be spyin' somethin' mighty strange about the game's ratings.In any video game, the higher the number, the better the player, with 99 bein' the top score. But Barton be havin' a bone to pick with the lassies bein' "rated the same as men." He be sayin', "The reality be distorted," with lasses like Beth Mead from Arsenal bein' rated higher than swashbucklers like Aaron Collins from Bolton Wanderers.Barton be a salty sea dog who be critical of wenches playin' in the men's league, claimin' they shouldn't be talkin' about the game. He be a former Premier League player and manager, but his views on the lasses in the game be causin' quite a stir in the soccer world. So hoist the anchor and set sail, mateys, as the game of soccer be takin' a turn for the amusing.

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