Arrr, NYC Mayor Eric Adams be aimin' to rearrange the city's sanctuary laws! Shiver me timbers!
2024-02-28
Arrr, me hearties! The mayor of New York City, Eric Adams, be wantin' to change the sanctuary laws to hand over scallywags suspected of major crimes to the federal immigration officials. Them Republicans be cheerin' like they found a chest of gold doubloons. Avast! It be a pirate's life in the Big Apple!
In the language of a swashbuckling pirate from the 17th century, New York City Mayor Eric Adams be shouting from the crow's nest, declaring his intention to change some of the city's sanctuary laws. He be calling for migrants accused of major crimes to be handed over to federal immigration officials, a move that has raised many an eyebrow among the city's residents.This be the most extreme criticism of the laws protectin' migrants from deportation in the Big Apple, and it be causin' quite a stir. The mayor's bold words have garnered praise from the landlubbers on the Republican side, who be cheerin' him on from the sidelines.
"I be wantin' to return to the ways of the mayors who came before me," Adams be sayin', his hook raised high. "They be agreein' with me that folks suspected of serious crimes should be treated differently."