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Jets booter beclaws back at Chiefs' Mecole Hardman, calling him a scallywag 'tis a salty dog! Aye, mutineer!

2024-02-28

Arrr, Jets swashbuckler Thomas Morstead be givin' no quarter to former mate Mecole Hardman's jibes! This salty sea dog be standin' tall and ready to defend his honor against the scallywag's accusations of bein' a landlubber in the Big Apple! Arrr!

Avast ye, mateys! The punter Thomas Morstead be defendin' the honor of the New York Jets after that scurvy dog Mecole Hardman from the Kansas City Chiefs be talkin' trash about his time with the Jets. Arrr!Hardman, who started the season with the Jets before bein' traded back to the Chiefs, be complainin' about bein' lied to and mishandled by the Jets. He even be sayin' he was "checked out" early on. The lad be callin' out the Jets' offense and claimin' they had no plan after Aaron Rodgers got injured.But Morstead, a true swashbuckler, be takin' to social media to challenge Hardman's claims, warnin' against believin' disgruntled former crew members. He be pointin' out that Hardman got beat by a rookie and should be earnin' his keep instead of feelin' entitled.Hardman, in response, be claimin' he didn't know the whole story and denied any tamperin' with the Chiefs before the trade. The lad did win his third Super Bowl with the Chiefs, but his words be causin' a ruckus among his old shipmates. Arrr!

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