Arrr, mateys! Them US cities be missin' out on bilge water aplenty! Be capturin' that rain, ye scallywags!
2024-02-29
Arrr mateys, these land lubbers have been fixin' up the towns with fancy roads and grassy patches, but they be needin' to be catchin' more o' that rainwater for free! Let's be makin' the streets sponge-like to soak up the stormwater, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Let me tell ye a tale of the urban lands, where the roads be paved with stone and the buildings reach for the skies like mighty masts. Aye, these cities have come a long way with their fancy infrastructure and green spaces, but they be missing a trick when it comes to the stormwater that be fallin' from the heavens.Ye see, in the olden days, we pirates knew the value of a good spongy patch of ground. It be like nature's sponge, soak'n up all that rainwater and keepin' our ships afloat. But these city folk, they be ignorin' the wisdom of the seas and lettin' all that free water go to waste.
So me mateys, let us raise our tankards to the urban planners and shout from the rooftops, "Oi, ye landlubbers! Make yer cities more spongy and let nature do its work!" For if we don't heed the call of the stormwater, we may find ourselves in a right mess when the next deluge comes a-knockin'.