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Arrr! The Dodgers' Shohei Ohtani be spillin' the beans on his secret matrimony in a grand social media reveal!

2024-02-29

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that the Los Angeles Dodgers' own Shohei Ohtani hath taken a fair maiden as his bride! The lad did sign with LA aforehand, but now we be hearin' o' his matrimonial ventures. Yarrr!

Shiver me timbers! Shohei Ohtani, the swashbuckling star of the Los Angeles Dodgers, has tied the knot and announced it on social media, mateys! This Japanese sensation, who already has a World Series ring, revealed that he has married a lass from his homeland, Japan. Ahoy! The scallywag shared the news in English, along with a snap of his faithful pooch, Decoy.The 29-year-old, a bonafide celebrity in Japan, usually keeps his personal affairs out of the spotlight, focusing on plundering home runs and striking out batters. Arrr, it be the talk of the town in Japan when the news broke!Ohtani, who joined the Dodgers after a stellar stint with the Angels, be known for his prowess on the diamond. He be a two-time AL MVP and be setting sail for a new adventure with his new crew in Dodger blue. The scallywag won the AL MVP last season and be ready to swing his cutlass when the Dodgers face off against the San Diego Padres.While he may not be hurling cannonballs from the mound this season, Ohtani be ready to plunder the seven seas of Major League Baseball with his mighty bat!

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