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Arr, Cristiano Ronaldo be walkin' the plank fer givin' a cheeky wave to the scallywags in the stands!

2024-02-29

Arrr, Cristiano Ronaldo be slapped with a one-game ban for waggin' his finger at the scallywags of Al-Shabab after Al Nassr's triumph. Ye can't be showin' yer displeasure with such jestures, lest ye walk the plank! Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, ye ol' Cristiano Ronaldo be walkin' the plank after bein' accused of makin' a lewd gesture toward them pesky hecklin' fans. The Disciplinary and Ethics Committee of the Saudi Arabia Football Federation gave him a one-match suspension for his misdeeds. Aye, videos on social media show Ronaldo wavin' his hand near his giblets in response to fans chantin' "Messi."Arr, this incident occurred after Al Nassr bested Al-Shabab 3-2, with Ronaldo himself scorin' on a penalty. The decision be final, with no room for appeal, and ol' Ronaldo must pay a hefty fine to cover the costs of his shenanigans.Although the soccer superstar didn't directly address the punishment, he be postin' pictures of himself workin' out, showin' he be focused on his game. The five-time Ballon d’Or winner be leadin' the league in goals, and Al Nassr be in the runnin' for the Asian Champions League.Ronaldo's move to Al Nassr in 2022 be one of the richest transfers in history, with a deal worth up to $200 million annually. The club be gearin' up to face Al-Ain in the quarterfinals next month. Aye, the seas be rough, but Ronaldo be sailin' on.

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