Arrr! The ship's healer declares Cap'n Joe Biden be hearty and ready for plunderin'! Set sail, me hearties!
2024-02-29
Arr matey! The ship's doctor be sayin' that Cap'n Biden be fit as a fiddle and ready for battle! No scurvy or ailment be holdin' him back, just a touch o' arthritis in his ol' hip. Aye, the Cap'n be sailin' smooth seas for now.
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! The good ol' President Joe Biden be in fine health, according to his trusty doctor, Dr. Kevin O'Connor. The doctor be sayin' that Biden be as fit as a fiddle and still be kickin' at the ripe old age of 81!Seems like Biden be sailin' smoothly through his annual physical exam, with nothin' too worrisome to report. The only trouble he be havin' be a bit of discomfort in his left hip, but that be nothin' but some mild arthritic changes, says the doc.
And let me tell ya, the doc be goin' into great detail about Biden's neurological health, sayin' there be no signs o' trouble there either. Looks like our ol' captain be in tip-top shape!
So fear not me hearties, for President Biden be fit as a fiddle and ready to steer the ship of state. Let's raise a tankard o' grog to his good health and may he continue to sail the high seas of leadership with strength and vigor!