"Biden be hearty and hale after his visit with the ship's sawbones, says the good doctor!" Arrr!
2024-02-29
Arrr mateys, Joe Biden's ship's healer be sayin' he be fit for plunderin' and no new worries have been spied after his annual check-up. The old sea dog be carryin' out all his duties with no need for a parrot on his shoulder. "All's shipshape," says the captain himself.
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Joe Biden's doctor be sayin' he be fit for duty and not a single new concern has been spotted after his annual medical examination. The old sea dog underwent the assessment on Wednesday, with White House physician Dr Kevin O'Connor proclaimin' that Biden be fulfillin' all his responsibilities without any special treatment."Arrr, everything be shipshape," Biden himself declared. The 81-year-old president be receivin' a clean bill of health, much to the relief of his crew ahead of the November election. The rumour mill had been churnin' about his fitness for duty, but it seems the old salt be as sturdy as a ship in a storm.
So, me hearties, fear not for the captain of the ship! Biden be sailin' on with no new worries and a clean bill of health. Let's raise a tankard of grog to the old sea dog and wish him fair winds and smooth sailin' on the high seas of politics!