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Arrr! Jackson be scoldin' Biden for forgettin' to test his noggin! What a scallywag move, ye jokester!

2024-02-29

Arrr, Rep. Ronny Jackson (R-TX) be talkin' like a scallywag about President Joe Biden's physical! He be callin' it a "complete joke" and sayin' it be missin' part of the neurological exam. Jackson be sayin' the whole report be ridiculous and nothin' but the White House tryin' to cover their tracks! He even be givin' White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre a good tongue-lashin'!

Arrr, mateys! Ye won't believe what ol' Rep. Ronny Jackson be sayin' 'bout President Joe Biden's physical exam! He be callin' it a "complete joke"! Aye, the former White House physician be on Hannity's show and he be complainin' that they didn't even check Biden's noggin proper-like.
"This whole report be absolutely ridiculous," Jackson growled. "It's nothin' but the White House tryin' to cover their tracks and hope we won't notice."
The good doctor also took a swing at White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who be defendin' the exam results. But Jackson be standin' firm in his belief that Biden's physical be a sham.
So there ye have it, me hearties! Rep. Ronny Jackson be makin' waves and causin' a ruckus over President Biden's check-up. Who be knowin' what'll happen next in this high-seas drama of politics and physical exams!

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