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Ye matey, Blue Jays hurler Swanson's wee lad, age four, be out of the ICU! Aye, the heavens smile upon us!

2024-03-01

Arrr! The wench of Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Erik Swanson be tellin' us good tidings 'bout their young lad after he be run over by a chariot in Florida! Aye, the scallywag be on the mend, thanks to the heavens above!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, it be told that the wee four-year-old son of Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Erik Swanson be out of the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit (PICU) after being struck by a cursed car near the team’s spring training home and airlifted to a Florida hospital, as revealed by the MLB player’s wife on the social media seas. Madison Swanson provided an update on their son, Toby, just days after he was struck by a monstrous 2024 Ford Expedition being operated by a valet driver near the Opal Sands Resort in Clearwater. Arr, she expressed her gratitude for the overwhelming love and support they received during this treacherous journey.Little Toby be lifted in critical condition to Johns Hopkins All Children’s Hospital in St. Petersburg after the terrible incident. The Blue Jays confirmed that Swanson be stepping away from the team as his son be on the path to recovery. The manager shared his support for Swanson and his family, understanding the gravity of the situation as a fellow father of young lads. Swanson, in his second season with Toronto, be blessed with the news of his son’s progress, a true testament to the power of prayers and good fortune on the high seas.

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