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Arrr! GOP scallywags be fumin' at Johnson for makin' deals with the Dem scoundrels! Same ol' bilge!

2024-03-01

Arrr, ye scallywags in the House be in a tizzy over Speaker Mike Johnson passin' another "clean" fundin' bill to avoid a shutdown. The swamp be swampin', the gold be flowin', and we be too afraid to wield our power! A weaker America awaits, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, them House Republican scallywags be right miffed at Speaker Mike Johnson fer passin' another one o' them "clean" short-term federal fundin' bills to avoid a government shutdown this week. It be the same ol' c--p, the swamp be swamplin', and nothin' be a-changin'. We be spendin' more booty, but we ain't makin' no changes to the ol' bureaucracy," griped Rep. Chip Roy, R-Texas, to Fox News Digital. "We be too scared to shut down, too afraid to use the power o' the purse. And the end result be a weaker America, ye hear me?"

Arrr, these landlubbers be actin' like scaredy-cats, afraid to use their power to make a stand. Instead, they be lettin' the ship sail on, wastin' more gold and makin' America look like a bunch o' weaklings. The salty dogs be callin' for a tougher stance, but it looks like they be shoutin' into the wind. Will these scallywags ever learn to stand their ground and fight for what they believe in? Only time will tell, me hearties. But for now, it looks like the same ol' song and dance from the politicians in Washington."

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