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"Arrr, me hearties! We must plunder the Supreme Court for its hidden treasures! Aye, AOC be onto somethin'!"

2024-03-01

Arrr! Methinks Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez be callin' for a grand investigation into the highest court o' the land! If the Democrats be takin' back control, she be wantin' to plunder the Supreme Court for its lack o' ethics! Aye, the political games be afoot!

Arr matey! Our own Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez be callin' for an investigation into the nation's highest court, the Supreme Court, if the Democrats be takin' back control of the House in November. She be claimin' that this court, which be accused of lackin' ethical standards, be more political than it lets on. Aye, she be sayin' it be respondin' to political pressure despite denyin' it.
So we be needin' to look into this matter, she says. We need to ensure that the court be operatin' with righteousness and fairness, not with bias and corruption. It be a serious issue that needs addressin', for the sake of justice and the rule of law. Aye, the winds of change be blowin', and we must act to right the ship before it be too late. So let's set sail on this investigation, me hearties, and see where the tides may take us!

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