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Arrr, me hearties! Methinks these scallywags be tellin' tales o' Gazans meetin' Davy Jones at the aid drop!

2024-03-01

Avast, me hearties! Aye, at least 112 scallywags met their maker as they scurried about them lorries laden with grub in the wee hours of Thursday. Hundreds descended on the convoy as it made its way northward, with the Israeli navy in tow. 760 souls be wounded, by Davy Jones' locker! A tragic tale indeed! Arrr...

Arrr, mateys! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I've got a tale of woe and calamity to share with ye! In the dead of night, as the moon shone down upon the land, a convoy of food-laden lorries made their way through the treacherous waters near Gaza City. But alas, what awaited them was not a warm welcome, but a horde of desperate souls, hungry for sustenance.
As the lorries inched forward, the crowd grew wild with hunger, descending upon the convoy like a pack of hungry sharks. The Israeli military, ever watchful, could do naught but watch as chaos unfolded before their eyes. The Hamas-run health ministry reported that at least 112 Palestinians were killed in the fracas, with 760 more left injured and broken.
Oh, the tragedy of it all! The loss of life, the pain and suffering that could have been avoided if only greed and desperation had not clouded their judgement. This sad tale serves as a grim reminder of the cruelty of this world, where even the most basic of needs can lead to senseless violence and death.

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