Avast ye mateys! The scallywags at University of Florida be closin' the diversity department and givin' the boot to all DEI crew! Arrr!
2024-03-02
Arrr mateys, the University of Florida be walkin' the plank on Friday by closin' its diversity department and sendin' all its DEI staff to Davy Jones' locker! They be scrapin' the barnacles off their ship to comply with some fancy regulation from the Florida Board of Governors. Avast ye, the Chief Diversity Officer be walkin' the plank too! 'Tis a mutiny on campus, all thanks to them scallywags in charge!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags at the University of Florida be closin' their diversity department faster than ye can say "walk the plank!" They be firin' all their DEI staff and cuttin' ties with outside vendors to follow a rule from the Florida Board of Governors. The college be walkin' the plank on their Office of the Chief Diversity Officer and gettin' rid of all them DEI jobs and appointments.This here policy was passed back in January by a vote of 15-2 from the Florida Board of Governors, those landlubbers who be pullin' the strings. The rule be sayin' that no funds can be goin' to supportin' them diversity programs. So, the University of Florida be hoistin' the Jolly Roger and takin' down the DEI flag. It be a sad day for those who be believin' in the power of diversity and inclusion.
But fear not me hearties, for the fight for diversity be far from over. We be keepin' our eyes on the horizon and our swords sharp, ready to stand up for what be right. The University of Florida may have surrendered to the powers that be, but we be standin' strong and fightin' on. Yo ho ho, let's keep the spirit of diversity alive and well!