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The fearsome warrior Klay Thompson doth sail his vessel to rescue his comrade Draymond Green from the tumultuous protests. Arrr!

2024-03-02

Arrrr! The mighty Warrior, Draymond Green, did return to Oakland from the land of angels, only to be thwarted by the treacherous Bay Bridge. Aye, it be a fierce battle, but fear not, for Green be a warrior on and off the court!

In the jolly ol' land of the NBA, there be two fine buccaneers by the names of Klay Thompson and Draymond Green. These scallywags have been sailin' together for a decade, plunderin' the courts with their nine NBA All-Star selections betwixt them. They be the heart and soul of the Golden State Warriors' championship crew.Last November, Green made a surprise appearance on Thompson's vessel, tellin' the tale on the "7PM in Brooklyn" podcast. Seems Green was in a bind on the San Francisco–Oakland Bay with the Bay Bridge blocked by landlubber protesters. His return from a suspension be thwarted by the uproar.Thompson, with his trusty boat, came to the rescue, pickin' up Green in Jack London Square, much to the amusement of all. The escapade were caught on video, showin' the camaraderie between these two warriors beyond the court.Although Green and Thompson be a formidable duo on the hardwood, it be clear they don't share much time off the court. So, next time ye find yerself stuck on a bridge, pray for a mate like Thompson to sail to yer aid!

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