Arr matey! Jake Paul be crushin' foes left 'n right! He be chasin' Canelo Alvarez, claimin' he be the top dog o' the sport!
2024-03-02
Arrr, ye scallywags! Jake Paul be takin' down his foes quicker than a cannonball in battle! In his last two skirmishes, he sent them to Davy Jones' locker in the blink of an eye! The lad be makin' quick work of his opposition, mark me words!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, ye scallywags! Jake Paul be predictin' a second-round knockout, but he be too generous, me hearties. The YouTuber turned boxer, he be, earned himself a first-round victory over Ryan Bourland on Saturday night in Puerto Rico. Aye, he be accurate in his sub-six-minute victory, he be. Paul, he be wantin' to get things over with quick, strikin' early and landin' a hard shot to the ribs - Bourland's left side be lookin' like a lobster after that blow, arrr!Shortly after, Paul be takin' it a step further, piecein' up Bourland in the face and makin' the former Golden Gloves champion all dazed and confused. Bourland couldn't even throw a jab back, goin' straight into self-defense mode, but it weren't enough, me hearties.Trappin' him in the corner, Paul be throwin' a bunch of haymakers, and the referee be callin' it a night. The fight, it be lastin' just two minutes and 37 seconds, aye.Paul, he be admittin' post-fight, "I wanted it to be a little longer to give the fans some more time." He also be callin' himself "the face of this sport," askin' rhetorically, "who be doin' more for boxing than me?"Although he be admittin' he ain't the best yet, he be callin' out someone in that category, sayin', "Hey Canelo, stop duckin'. I know ye want it," he be proclaimin'. It be Paul's ninth victory in his 10th professional fight, his only loss bein' to Tommy Fury, the brother of Tyson.