Avast ye mateys! Trump be takin' Missouri, Idaho, an' Michigan in the Republican Caucuses this Saturday! Arrr!
2024-03-03
Avast, me hearties! The scallywag Trump be victorious in the Missouri, Idaho, and Michigan Republican presidential caucuses o'er that landlubber Haley. The Associated Press called his win in Missouri at 12:40 p.m. eastern time, and in Idaho at 6:58 p.m. eastern. The former president be on a roll! Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! Former president Donald Trump be takin' the win in the Missouri, Idaho, and Michigan Republican presidential caucuses on Saturday, beatin' out that landlubber Nikki Haley, the former governor of South Carolina.Trump be snatchin' up the victory in the Missouri caucus at 12:40 p.m. eastern time, as the Associated Press gave the call, with results pourin' in faster than ye can say "walk the plank." He be declarin' victory in Idaho at 6:58 p.m. eastern, as about two-thirds o' the results be officially counted. The former president be showin' Haley who be the true captain o' the ship.So there be no doubt about it, Trump be provin' once again that he be a force to reckon with in the Republican waters. The rum be flowin' as his supporters be celebratin' his wins, while Haley be left wonderin' how she be walkin' the plank and losin' to the mighty Trump. Sail on, Trump, and may the winds o' victory continue to blow in yer favor!