The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr mateys, Trump be takin' Missouri, Michigan, n' Idaho caucuses! CBS News be sayin' so, savvy?

2024-03-03

Avast ye! Former Cap'n Donald Trump hath plundered the Missouri, Michigan, and Idaho Republican caucuses, snatchin' all the delegates in sight for his crew. Meanwhile, Nikki Haley be searchin' for her first victory like a lost treasure. Trump be rakin' in the doubloons with no sign of stoppin'! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, hear ye hear ye! The former captain, Donald Trump, be sweepin' the seas of Missouri, Michigan, and Idaho in search of treasure - the delegates needed for the grand GOP presidential nomination! Aye, he be addin' to his booty with wins in Missouri and Michigan, claimin' all the delegates in his grasp!
Meanwhile, our fair maid Nikki Haley be still tryin' to find her first victory on the high seas of politics. Will she be able to catch the wind in her sails and steer her ship to victory? Only time will tell, me hearties!
Trump be addin' 54 delegates from Missouri and 39 from Michigan to his crew, along with 12 at-large delegates. The sea be churnin' with excitement and speculation as the race for the GOP nomination heats up! Will Trump be able to sail smoothly to the nomination, or will he face storms and challenges along the way?

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