Arrgh! Judges be makin' the court go easy on that scallywag who stormed the capitol! Walk the plank, I say!
2024-03-03
Arrr! The court be tellin' the lower court to give Larry Brock a fair shake. They be sayin' his punishment be too harsh for his crimes. Aye, he may have caused a ruckus at the Capitol, but he didn't be interferin' with the administration of justice. Fair winds and following seas, Larry Brock!
Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! A bunch o' landlubbers in fancy clothes be sayin' that Larry Brock, a swashbucklin' Capitol rioter, got himself an unfairly long sentence. The appeals court be tellin' the lower court to give him a new reckonin'.The court o' appeals be sayin' that while Brock's antics be threatenin' our democracy, it didn't mess with the administ'ration o' justice. Aye, that be like sayin' ye can plunder a ship but not mess with the captain's log!
So now Brock be gettin' another chance at a lighter sentence. Maybe he'll be walkin' the plank instead o' rotting in the brig. But let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags, don't be messin' with democracy or ye'll end up with a one-way ticket to Davy Jones' locker!