The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Braylon Edwards, a scallywag of the NFL and Michigan seas, rescues an old salt from a locker room skirmish! Arrr!

2024-03-03

Arrr mateys! The tale be told of the brave Braylon Edwards, a Michigan Wolverine of football fame and first-round pick of the NFL, who didst come to the rescue of an 80-year-old swashbuckler bein' accosted at his local YMCA. Aye, he be a hero indeed!

Yarrr, me hearties! 'Twas a day in Farmington Hills, Michigan, when Braylon Edwards, a legend of the Michigan Wolverines and NFL star, becometh a hero to an elderly man in dire need. 'Twas on March 1 at the Farmington Family YMCA when Edwards, with the swiftness of a pirate on the high seas, saw a scoundrel of 25 years assaulting an 80-year-old bloke.Aye, Edwards wasted no time in springing into action, for when he heard the sound of a thud, he knew trouble was afoot. The scallywag of 25 had beaten the old soul afore Edwards intervened, preventing further harm.With the villain fleeing the scene, Edwards, a record holder of the Wolverines, showed his true colors as a noble soul. Despite his achievements on the gridiron, Edwards' act of bravery in the face of danger stands as a testament to his character.So, me hearties, let us raise a mug of grog to Braylon Edwards, the hero of Farmington Hills, whose valor shall be remembered for ages to come in the annals of sports and community service!

Read the Original Article