Arrr, Harris be yellin' at Hamas to take the deal for a speedy cease-fire! Avast ye, mateys!
2024-03-04
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Vice President Harris be talkin' tough to them landlubbers in Gaza and Hamas! She be demandin' more aid for the poor souls stuck in the besieged strip, tellin' them pirates to agree to a cease-fire or face the wrath of the Biden crew! Arrr!
Avast, me hearties! In a twist that be as surprising as findin' buried treasure, Vice President Harris be speakin' like a pirate demandin' that Israel be allowin' more aid into the besieged Gaza Strip. She be tellin' those scallywags in Hamas to accept a deal for a six-week cease-fire so the aid can reach the poor souls who be starvin' and in need o' medical care.“Hamas claims it be wantin' a cease-fire,” Harris said in Selma, Ala. “Well, there be a deal on the table. And as we have said, Hamas needs to agree to that deal.” The Biden administration be takin' a new approach, showin' a bit o' backbone and standin' up for what be right.
Arrr, it be a wild world we be livin' in when politicians be talkin' like pirates and demandin' justice on the high seas. Let's hope this new tone be leadin' to a resolution that be bringin' peace and aid to the poor souls in Gaza. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!