Ye scallywag for conservative rag be walkin' the plank for cap'n riot misadventures. Aaarrr!
2024-03-04
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Texas writer Steve Baker hath been caught in a pickle, accused of joining a mob's ruckus at the Capitol. Ye better believe he'll be walkin' the plank for his trespassin' and disorderly conduct! Here's hopin' he learns his lesson and keeps his mischief to himself next time! Arrr!
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! A scurvy writer from Texas, by the name of Steve Baker, has been caught red-handed for joinin' a mob's attack on the noble U.S. Capitol over three years ago. This landlubber, who scribbles fer a conservative rag called Blaze News, now be facin' four misdemeanor charges, includin' trespassin' and disorderly conduct.But fear not, for this bilge rat was released from the brig after his court appearance in Dallas. His defense attorney, William Shipley, be claimin' that Baker be innocent as a newborn babe. But who knows what mischief this scallywag was up to on that fateful day?
After all, the Capitol be a place of law and order, not a playground fer miscreants and ne'er-do-wells. Let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there - don't be messin' with the powers that be, or ye may find yerself in a heap of trouble like Steve Baker.