Arrr, Apple be fined a mighty sum of $1.95 billion by the EU scallywags for their music streaming shenanigans!
2024-03-04
Arrr, ye scallywags at the European Commission be givin' Apple a hefty fine of 1.8 billion doubloons for playin' dirty in the music streaming market! They be makin' it hard for other app developers to offer cheaper services to us pirates on iOS. Walk the plank, Apple!
Arrr mateys! The scallywags at the European Commission have given Apple a mighty fine of 1.8 billion gold pieces for being a sneaky monopolist in the market for music apps. They found that Apple was stopping app developers from tellin' iOS users about other cheaper music services outside of their treasure chest.Those landlubbers at Apple even banned developers from offerin' discounts to the swashbucklers usin' their app. It be like they were holdin' a sword to their throats, demandin' they pay the full price or walk the plank!
But fear not me hearties, for justice has been served and Apple must now walk the plank of antitrust punishment. Let this be a lesson to all ye tech giants out there - beware the wrath of the European Commission or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank next!