Arrr, the scallywag Zack Wheeler be makin' history with a 3-year deal in the Major League Baseball seas!
2024-03-04
Arrr, the scallywags of the Philadelphia Phillies have convinced Zack Wheeler to stay aboard their ship for three more years, for a treasure chest filled with $126 million pieces of eight. No free agency for him next year, mateys! Aye, he be one lucky buccaneer indeed.
Avast ye scallywags! Philadelphia Phillies be keepin' their veteran starter Zack Wheeler in the fold, makin' him walk the plank for a hefty sum of $126 million over three years startin' in 2025. For the 2024 season, he'll be haulin' in $23.5 million doubloons. The salty sea dog, Wheeler, be pitchin' like a buccaneer with a 3.61 ERA last season. The scallywag be talkin' about enjoyin' the moment and not playin' until he's old-Old. His treasure chest of $42 million per year startin' next season be the biggest haul in MLB history.Compared to other sea dogs in the league, Wheeler's loot in 2025 be the third-highest for a pitcher, with only Scherzer and Verlander ahead of him. The top booty be goin' to the Dodger's Ohtani with a $700 million contract. Phillies brass be singin' Wheeler's praises like a shanty, hailin' him as one of the best pitchers in baseball. His postseason stats be as shiny as a doubloon, except for a rough World Series in 2020 against the Astros.Wheeler be eatin' innings like a feast for the Phillies, strikin' out scallywags left and right. With his fearsome arsenal, the Phillies be aimin' to keep their championship hopes alive for years to come. Arr, the seas be rough, but with Wheeler at the helm, the Phillies be ready to sail towards victory!