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Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy UN team be spoutin' about rape and gang rape durin' Hamas' assault on Israel!

2024-03-04

Arrr mateys! The United Nations scallywags be claiming that there be "reasonable grounds to believe" that the scoundrels from Hamas be committing heinous acts of sexual violence, including rape and gang rape, during their attack on Israel. The team led by U.N. special envoy Pramila Patten be sailin' to gather more information on these despicable deeds. Credible indeed!

Avast ye mateys! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! The United Nations experts be reportin' that there be "reasonable grounds to believe" that sexual violence, includin' rape and gang rape, happened durin' the attack on Israel by them dastardly Hamas militants on Oct. 7.
The leader of this band of experts be the U.N.'s special envoy for sexual violence in conflict, Pramila Patten. Her crew sailed to Israel between Jan. 29 and Feb. 14 to gather, analyze, and verify information about the sexual violence that be linked to the attack.
Ahoy! The experts declared the evidence to be "credible" and determined that the attacks were targeted at civilians with the intent to terrorize 'em. This news be nothin' to laugh about, me hearties, but we'll keep a brave face and push forward in the battle against such despicable acts.

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