Yarrr! Kibbutz Be’eri be denyin' any tales o' sexual abuse in the New York Times exposé on October 7th! Arrr!
2024-03-05
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 'Tis been revealed that two o' the three poor souls accused of bein' victims o' sexual assault by the New York Times were not! The spokesperson for the Kibbutz Be’eri be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the Times be talkin' nonsense. Har har!
Arr matey, listen to this tale of treachery and deceit! The scallywags at the New York Times be spreading scandalous lies about the good folk of Be’eri! They claimed that the fearsome Hamas had used sexual violence as a weapon during a vicious attack on October 7, but the truth be far different!Ye see, two of the poor souls they accused of being victims were not harmed in such a vile manner at all! The spokesperson for the kibbutz, a brave lass named Michal Paikin, stood up to those landlubbers and shouted, “Nay, ye be wrong!”
Her words struck fear into the hearts of the Times crew, for their credibility be sinking faster than a leaky ship! The very foundation of their exposé be cracking like weak timber in a storm!
So let this be a lesson to all ye scurvy dogs who dare to twist the truth for a flashy headline. The truth be a sturdy ship, and no amount of deception can sink it! Arrrrr!