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Arrr! Biden be confessin' to sneakily sailin' in 320,000 landlubbers to ease border troubles, but be exposin' us to dangers!

2024-03-05

Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Joe Biden's crew have been caught red-handed smuggling migrants on secret flights into the good ol' U.S. of A! They be keepin' their lips sealed tighter than a treasure chest, claimin' it's a matter of national security. Looks like they be sailin' in some troubled waters, savvy?

Avast ye mateys! It be said that the scallywags in Joe Biden's crew have been caught red-handed transportin' migrants on secret flights into the U.S. Arrr, the lawyers for his immigration agencies be claimin' that revealin' the locations of these flights could create national security vulnerabilities, as if they be protectin' the treasure of the realm.
Customs and Border Protection be keepin' their lips sealed tight about this program last year, where they be charterin' flights for thousands of undocumented immigrants from foreign lands straight to U.S. cities. Arrr, it be a sneaky move indeed!
It be a fact that while these secret flights be happenin', record numbers of migrants be flockin' to the shores of the U.S. like seagulls to a fishin' boat. Biden's crew be tryin' to keep it all under wraps, but the truth always finds a way to sail to the surface.

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