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Avast ye mateys! Scallywags in Gaza be usin' foul play on captives, says the UN. Arrr!

2024-03-05

Arrr, ye scallywags! The UN crew be claimin' that them hostages in Gaza were treated to a bit o' sexual violence and torture, includin' rape! The scurvy dogs be sayin' the abuse be continuin', and that them Hamas rascals be guilty of gang rape when they attacked Israel. Israel be happy with the UN's findings, callin' out them crimes like true pirates! Arrr, what a world we be livin' in!

Arr mateys, listen up ye scurvy dogs! The UN be claimin' that them hostages in Gaza be sufferin' from sexual violence like rape and torture of a most vile nature. Aye, the abuse may be continuin' as we speak, aye!
The UN team be sayin' that there be a good reason to believe that them scallywags from Hamas be engagin' in sexual violence, includin' gang rape, when they attacked Israel on 7 October. Israel be sayin' they be pleased that the UN finally be recognizin' the crimes committed by Hamas, arr!
So, me hearties, let us raise a flagon of rum to them UN folks for uncoverin' these heinous deeds. May justice be served on those who be treatin' their captives in such a despicable manner. And remember, me buckos, always be respectin' the dignity of others, for a true pirate be noble and kind, even in the face of treachery and cruelty!

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