The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye mateys! Donald Trump be plunderin' North Dakota's Republican booty, set to conquer Super Tuesday! Arrr!

2024-03-04

"Arr mateys, Donald Trump be winnin' the North Dakota Republican presidential caucuses on Monday, addin' to his loot of victories headin' into Super Tuesday. The former president be finishin' first, ahead of Nikki Haley. The result puts Trump back on the winnin' track, after a brief interruption by Haley on Sunday. The White House hopefuls now be settin' their sights on..."

Arr mateys, ye hear the news? Donald Trump be takin' the North Dakota Republican caucuses by storm! He be winnin' like a true captain headin' into Super Tuesday, showin' no signs of slowin' down.The former president be comin' out on top at 12 caucus sites, leavin' former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley in his wake. But fear not, for Haley be claimin' her own victory in the District of Columbia just the day before, causin' a wee bit of a stir.But Trump be back on course now, settin' sail towards victory once again. The other White House hopefuls best be watchin' their backs, for Trump be showin' no mercy on his quest for the presidency.So batten down the hatches and hold onto yer hats, me hearties, for the race to the White House be heatin' up with Trump takin' the lead once more. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, it be a wild ride ahead!

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