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Ye scurvy dogs, Caitlin Clark be settin' records on th' field, drawin' a crew o' landlubbers fer FOX Sports! Aye!

2024-03-05

Arrr, me hearties! The tale be told of the Iowa Hawkeyes lass, Caitlin Clark, who be breakin' records like a true swashbuckler against Ohio State! Aye, more than 3.3 million scallywags be settin' their spyglasses on FOX Sports to witness her plunderin'!

In the jolly game of basketball, Caitlin Clark made a splash so big it shook the very seas themselves. Her legendary performance against Ohio State drew in a whopping 3.39 million viewers, with a peak of 4.42 million, making it the most-watched women's college basketball game since 1999. Ahoy, me hearties! This lass not only broke records but also attracted the attention of famous faces like Travis Scott and Kevin Miles.The scallywag Clark needed only 18 points to surpass Pete Maravich, and she did it with style in the first half, sealing the deal with two technical foul shots. The gallant Iowa crew emerged victorious with an 83-83 victory over Ohio State, led by Clark's 35 points, nine assists, six rebounds, and three steals.As the game ended, Clark, in her humble nature, expressed gratitude for her journey and her teammates, who be her loyal shipmates on and off the court. With the regular season coming to a close, she sets sail for the WNBA, leaving behind a trail of glory and shattered records.

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