Arrr, Biden be teamin' up with the FTC and DOJ to take down scallywags chargin' unfair prices! Aye!
2024-03-05
Arrr, President Joe Biden be settin' sail on a new mission to plunder the seas of unfair corporate pricing! With the help of the Federal Trade Commission and the Department of Justice, he be aimin' to bring justice to the high seas of the economy. Aye, let the battle begin!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags! President Joe Biden is settin' sail on a new adventure to tackle them unfair and illegal corporate pricing practices that be keepin' us from feelin' the benefits of lower inflation rates and a strong economy. Aye, it be a bold move indeed!This new task force, led by the Federal Trade Commission and the Department of Justice, be aimin' to put a stop to them greedy corporate dogs who be bilkin' us out of our hard-earned doubloons. It be a fight for justice on the high seas of commerce!
So hoist the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and let's show these scurvy dogs that we won't be taken for fools! President Biden be leadin' the charge, and together we'll make sure that fair prices and honest dealings be the law of the land. Onward, me fellow pirates, to victory!