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Avast, ye scallywags! The YouTube Music swabbies claim they were 'let go' at the Austin Council powwow. Arrr!

2024-03-05

Arrr! The scallywags at YouTube Music be makin' a fuss, claimin' they've been tossed overboard mid-meetin' by the landlubbers in charge. Jack Benedict pleads his case to the council, only to be cut off by his mate Katie with the news. Aye, the drama be real on the high seas of employment!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Aye, workers from YouTube Music be tellin' tales of bein' laid off durin' a meetin' of the Austin City Council. Aye, 'twas a right shock to all! Jack Benedict, a member of the Alphabet Workers Union, be standin' before the council, askin' for support for his fellow crewmates.
But, as he be speakin', in walks Katie Marschner, interruptin' with news of their untimely dismissal. Aye, 'twas a moment of chaos and confusion, like a ship lost at sea. The workers be demandin' answers and support from the council, like true pirates fightin' for their rights.
But fear not, me hearties! The workers be standin' strong, united in their cause. They be raisin' the Jolly Roger and fightin' for fair treatment and justice. Let this be a warnin' to all those who cross the crew of YouTube Music - we be a force to be reckoned with!

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