The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye scallywags be havin' trouble wit' Facebook and Instagram, unable to set sail on tha' social seas! Arrr!

2024-03-05

Arrr mateys! The scallywags on Facebook and Instagram be havin' a grand ol' time gettin' kicked off the ship! DownDetector be hearin' from over 350,000 landlubbers complainin' 'bout Facebook, and 50,000 more bellyachin' 'bout Instagram! The Meta crew be too busy countin' their doubloons to respond! Aye, 'tis a fine mess indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags on Facebook and Instagram be havin' a right old time, with many claimin' they've been sent walkin' the plank out of the social media platforms and can't even come back aboard. DownDetector, a site that be keepin' an eye on internet troubles, be sayin' they've got over 350,000 cries for help about Facebook and more than 50,000 about Instagram as of 10:30 a.m. ET.
Meta, the big boss of Facebook and Instagram, be keepin' quiet for now, not sendin' a message in a bottle back to the landlubbers who be askin' what be goin' on. So it looks like the pirates of the internet will be in the dark fer a while longer. Maybe it be a problem with the ship, or maybe the tech gremlins be playin' tricks on us all. Either way, it be a good time to hoist the Jolly Roger and go outside for a breath of fresh sea air, me hearties!

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