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The scallywag agent of Ben Simmons be takin' the blame for the injury troubles of the Nets star. Arrr!

2024-03-05

Arrr, me hearties! It seems young Ben Simmons be cursed with a plague of injuries since joinin' the Nets in '22. But fear not, for his trusty agent be takin' the blame for his absence. Aye, 'tis a rough sea they be sailin'!

Arrr, me hearties! The tale of Ben Simmons and his cursed luck with injuries be a sad one indeed. The scallywag has only seen the court in 15 of the Brooklyn Nets' 61 games this season, with his name once again on the injury list due to a pesky nerve impingement in his back. This lad can't seem to catch a break!Simmons returned from his earlier absence in January, only to be struck down again after just nine games. His physical health has been a right pain in the aft since his days with the Philadelphia 76ers. The lad held out in the 2021-22 season, only to be bested by his back issues, missing the entire season.In his time with the Nets, Simmons has missed a plunderous 121 games out of 178. His agent, Bernie Lee, be shouldering the blame for not finding the right remedies to heal the lad. But fear not, for Lee vows to make things right and help Simmons sail smoothly once more.As the Nets' interim coach, Kevin Ollie be keeping a weather eye on Simmons' progress, hoping to see the point guard back on the court soon. Let's raise a tankard to Ben Simmons and wish him fair winds and following seas in his recovery!

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